Another Geek, john, soon to come "Big head boy", ed dead head, and idiots of the school!
- He walks like a peunguin
- He never speeks english, just babbles "DYH HIYA AHHHHHHH...." and CHA CHEC CHI CHO FIN LAS FI"
- He says he is not gullable, but if you tell him he has "Sucker" written all over his forhead, he looks for it!
- For some reason, when there is a group activity project, he runs over and sits with my group and refuses to leave. He then chews the paper, pours glue everywhere, and acts like an idiot....
- He is dumber then a box of hair.
- His grilfriends name is Genny genital
- Puts out Holloween decorations before Easter
- Slobbers when he talks, like Cappi
- Braces are always falling off, because he pulls them off.
- Whares a White sweatshirt, well isn't white.
- Worships wrestling
- Brings his moms perfume to school and smells like it
- Wakes up at 12:00 noon
- Sunk the titanic
- his brain is run by a gerbil
- dumb
- he is illiterate!
- Did I mention dumb?
- He cant comprehend pain
- Hell, he can't comprehend anything!
- His family considers anything longer then a one sylable word a *Curse*
- Knows squirlls have hair, and his mother calls him "My little einsteeen"
- His dad considers anything from his lawn to pizza boxes as a tolite.
- Has two brains... one is lost and the other one is out looking for it.
- He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
- He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them
- Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless
- He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
- He would argue with a signpost.
- When his IQ. reaches 50, he should sell
- A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- One neuron short of a synapse
- Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes
- He is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be
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)(a picture of jenny in her teddy at johns house)(
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